DAMMIT YOU TELEMARKETS SUCK

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
10/27/2017 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

I got another call from the same people, ‘your car warranty has expired, we are worthless goat grundles, blah blah blah press 3 to extend your warranty.’ I pressed 3 and got a message ‘the number you have called is not in service.’ dammit I so wanted to extend the warranty on my 2012 Pontiac Sunfire. maybe next time

a 2012 ‘Pontiac’

DISCUSSION (20)

Quadradeuce > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 10:49

I always press 3 to get the operator, then hang up on them. They waste my time, I waste their time.

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 10:57

So Holden Maloosly. And don’t let go. If you cling too tightly. You’re gonna lose control. Because those things have too little weight over the rear axles, just saying.

Urambo Tauro > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 10:59

I hate to say it, but the amount of telemarketer calls coming my way has finally pushed me over the edge. Now I don’t accept calls from ANY numbers I don’t recognize. If it’s a legit call from someone who I haven’t added to my phonebook, they’re stuck having to leave a message to get through to me.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Quadradeuce
10/27/2017 at 11:00

ther last time i told them I had a 78 Pinto. The guy was not pleased and hung up on me. This time it would be a 2012 pontiac. (pontiac ended in 08 i think) Have some fun with them, dont just hang up

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 11:05

I keep on getting the student loan calls. Joke’s on them. I never had them. Scammers.

Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro
10/27/2017 at 11:06

This is exactly our policy now. The telezapper used to get most of them, but it’s not effective anymore.

Nibbles > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 11:06

These motherfuckers

Almost always call between 8 and 10 pm

Almost always when I’m in the midst of a raid battle or a pvp match

I have to look at my phone because it could be work calling

Almost always fuck me up

Motherfuckers

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
10/27/2017 at 11:06

I heard they’re kinda Special.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 11:07

I feel like you’ve taken James Veitch to heart, and I applaud you for it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Urambo Tauro
10/27/2017 at 11:26

I would do this but I hate voicemail.

Urambo Tauro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/27/2017 at 11:29

I do too, but I get far fewer legit voicemails than I do telemarketer calls. It takes me less time to go through my VM than it does to keep answering the phone all the time.

Textured Soy Protein > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 11:45

One of the nice bloatware features I actually like on my Galaxy S7 Edge is that it integrates Hiya Caller ID into the calling screens. I’ll often get a call from a random telemarketer and it says “SUSPECTED SPAM” or “SUSPECTED TELEMARKETER.”

Future next gen S2000 owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/27/2017 at 11:54

They are usually baffled when I refuse to provide any information, stating it must be in their records since they called me. Or saying I don’t have a car or that I’m a mechanic and their company has stiffed me repeatedly. That’s always a fun one.

Put them on a “brief” hold.

Tell them the NSA and FBI records my calls since they call a gov’t number

OPPOsaurus WRX > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/27/2017 at 11:56

when ever i say something along the lines of ‘you called me so you tell me’ they just hang up

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
10/27/2017 at 12:45

Your baby needs someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in.

In other words, don’t opt for the weatherproof tonneau cover. Trust me, I have two kids. Both still alive. But do they deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so, who answers?

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
10/27/2017 at 12:52

My question is, whey you cling too tightly, do you really lose control?

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
10/27/2017 at 12:53

I think it’s a reference to hi-po tires and how they break free without much warning, especially in really powerful cars. That’s why a lot of people swear by the “slow car fast” mantra.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
10/27/2017 at 13:02

Ahh, I see. So, if you’re going, say, 80, you’re probably waiting, anticipating those fireworks in the night.

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
10/27/2017 at 13:41

Well, I can’t drive 55 if that’s what you’re inferring.

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
10/27/2017 at 14:06

No, it’s just that in my car, I like to feel safest of all. I can lock all my door. It’s the only way to live.